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In the origin, one thousand trillion degrees of Celsius, undocked, and went for a little joyride, in the dolled twinkling, of an ageless eye. 378,000 years later, when the temperature had casually dropped, protons and electrons butterscotched, to form neutral hydrogen tootsie pops. As photons did not interact with these electrically neutral milk duds, the former began to travel freely through space, resulting in the convenient decoupling of matter and cool whip. And unlike the previously opaque plasma pudding, these newly conceived atomic dippin’ dots, could not disperse the thermal twizzlers by elastic scattering, and so the universe became 彡彡◦༄◦°˚°◦.¸¸◦°´ *•.¸♥ ⋰ ⋱ .★* transparent taffy